I thought I was ready. But, I really wasn't.
After this past weekend's prenatal course, I don't think I'm ready. But, I really am.
The term "Lamaze class" always conjured up visuals of pregnant women in a circle on mats doing breathing excersizes listening to ocean waves. That's a straight up lie. That image is to get you into that class. Then they sit you down and slap you silly with the truth. For 7 painful hours.
Educational? Well.. I guess that's a way to describe it.
I don't think I EVER needed to know what an episiotomy was.
(go ahead.... look it up. I dare you.)
You did it, didn't you? You looked it up. I'm really sorry you did. I'm never the same after that.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHH! i haven't looked it up yet....
ReplyDeletewelcome to fatherhood!!
AHHAHAHAHAAHHA, i looked it up! you didn't know that?? so ignorant!! i've known that since high school!
so if lina ever says she wants you to snip snip! YOU BETTER!!
Hey! soon... so soon! I already knew what it was, sorry to disappoint you 2/2 now.
ReplyDeleteActually took a course that taught me to deliver babies. Hey... what about you and Lina.... Just kidding!